scribblegraph Bookmarks s1

Free downloadable scribblegraph bookmarks for people who read books (and won’t remember where they were up to).

scribblegraph bookmarks - series 01 — scribblegraph bookmarks (series 1)

My day and other things

I spent the day yesterday spring cleaning my little office and drawing space. I have a lot of books and never enough bookmarks. As a result, all my books are dog-eared and tatty. So I decided a good use of my time this morning was to make my own bookmarks. And then I thought to myself… I wonder if other people would like them? And then I realised most people do their reading on a Kindle. Well, I found a solution to that and decided to get on with the job. So here you are; if reading’s your thing, you can download this file for free, print it, snip along the lines and hey presto: bookmark.

Download now. It’s a PDF file, and you’ll have to print them & cut them out yourself (carefully). Feel free to print a few and pass them around at your local sandwich bar, coffee house, workplace or hair salon.

If you are one of those wonderful people that think to yourself “artists deserve support!” and would like to leave a donation; you are wonderful, you are cherished and you can do so here.

How else can you support me? Share this post on social media, leave a comment here on the site, shove bookmarks in your neighbour’s letterbox, print a pocketful of them and leave them at cafes & bookshops. Hey, you could even share a photo of you using the bookmark on social media and tag it with #scribblegraphBM and I’ll share it! Wonderful <3

Frequently Asked Questions:

What are these bookmarks compatible with?
Sally E Wilton

Thanks Sally, great question. This first series of bookmarks have been designed with a wide range of printed word compendiums (or: “books”) in mind. You can use them with fantasy novels, science fiction, cook books, biographies… and they are even backwards compatible with encyclopedias.

Oh. I read all my stuff on a Kindle.
Sally E Wilton

Well, Sally – you’re in luck! This digital download (which is FREE, by the way): it’s digital. Just like your Kindle. That means you don’t need to print it and cut them out or anything. You literally just download it and it’s already a digital file… 100% fully compatible with all digital eReaders: Kindle, Kobo, Nook, iPads.. you name it. Isn’t the digital age marvellous.

This printing & cutting business sounds terrible.
Sally E Wilton

Sally, I think that’s enough questions from you. You’re really depressing me and I think your approach to life needs an adjustment. However, I do have a solution for you. Just email the downloaded file to your closest kindergarten and tell the teacher it’s a project for the kids. They will have special safety scissors and be able to do all this “terrible” business for you. And they’re only 3 years old.

WAIT, Sally, I thought you were using these on your Kindle? What are you even still here for.

Do these works with comic books?
Staan Lee

Mr Lee! Oh my goodness! Legendary master of the Marvel universe, creator of the X-Men, Spiderman, The Incredible Hulk… YES! Yes they work with comic books. I specifically designed them for use with everything you do. I’ll print and cut yours out and post them to you Stan, you don’t do a thing. you might injure yourself and then where would we all be.

Wait… What? I’m not him. It’s Staan. Staan Lee, your neighbour. I’m Sally’s husband. You knocked on our door and spoke with my wife and asked us to prepare some silly Q&A stuff for your website. And the guy you are thinking of… I think he died in 2018. What are you on?
Staan Lee

I’m not “on” anything. You have a deceptive name and it’s spelt with only one “A” in your email signature. How about you sort that out, you twit. In fact, Staan, you and your horrible wife are completely off my Christmas card list. May your lives be eternally bookless, your marriage fruitless and all your sandwiches filled with sub-standard meats. I’m going to shove so many bookmarks in your letterbox the postman won’t be able to get your bills in and all your services will get disconnected and… I hate you Staan.

Compatibility

Book Publishers these bookmarks are compatible with: Allen and Unwin Ventura Press Thames & Hudson AUS Hachette AUS (and many others). To be honest, any publisher that prints books on paper, be they tome or little more than a pamphlet… it’s going to be compatible. let me know if you identify any non-compatibility issues in the comments.

17 Responses to "scribblegraph Bookmarks s1"

Staan Lee says:

5th Oct, 2023 at 11:57

Can you *please* stop shoving these damn things in our letterbox. I’ll get the council involved, I’ll absolutely do it.
1. scribblegraph says:
  
  5th Oct, 2023 at 12:02
  
  Staan, I’ve stopped counting the ways I hate you and your obnoxious wife. I asked for your help with ONE thing; a few silly Q&A questions for my little site because followers don’t seem to engage much with websites any more. Was that really so much? To think of all the times I fed your dog while you and Sally were on holiday, all the times I watered your plants….
  
  Oh… hahaha! You know how you got back from Italy that time and all your citrus trees were dead? THAT WAS ME! I didn’t water them once, and I think I even let the dog do his business in one of your shoes.
  1. Staan Lee says:
    
    5th Oct, 2023 at 12:04
    
    You absolute son of a bitch. That was you???
    1. scribblegraph says:
      
      5th Oct, 2023 at 12:09
      
      YUP! How do you like THEM apples.
      
      Oh… your apples. You do not EVEN want to know what I did to them. Suffice to say, remember last Christmas you were so proud of Sally’s homemade apple pie and you were baffled as to why I wouldn’t have any? There’s a very, VERY good reason.
      1. Staan Lee says:
        
        5th Oct, 2023 at 12:16
        
        …what did you do to our apples. I ate nearly the whole pie. I took in the left-overs and gave them to my boss. I think my daughter had some for breakfast. WHAT DID YOU DO.
  2. Sally E Wilton says:
    
    5th Oct, 2023 at 12:05
    
    MY ORANGES. MY LEMONS. MY SWEET, SWEET TANGERINES. You monster.
    
    Staan! Calm down! You’ll give yourself a heart attack.
    1. scribblegraph says:
      
      5th Oct, 2023 at 12:15
      
      Ooooh, that would be *terrible*
City Council says:

5th Oct, 2023 at 12:14

Dear Staan and Sally, I’ve received your letter of complain in relation to unsolicited bookmarks being left in your letterbox. Please be advised we cannot control the volume of marketing material being deposited. I suggest you get in contact with the company producing the material. Additionally, you may affix a “No Marketing Material” sticker to your box.

While I’m talking to you, I have received complaints from your neighbours in relation to an “awful stench” and “strange noises” coming from the vicinity of fruit & citrus trees located in your rear yard. Our rangers attended your address yesterday and were alarmed at the volume of flies gathering around your apple tree. I think there’s something seriously horrendous going on there. Could you please address that within the fortnight.

Kind regards, Tom.
1. scribblegraph says:
  
  5th Oct, 2023 at 12:18
  
  Look, the Council “got involved” – get ’em, Tom!
2. Staan Lee says:
  
  5th Oct, 2023 at 12:33
  
  It’s not a company producing this stuff, it’s my neighbour! He’s a psychopath! There’s a family of things living in my apple tree and I can’t get close to it. I don’t even know what they are. They’re like possums with vampire fangs and huge claws. Did you read that book the Gruffalo? Like that, but small. Fast. Intelligent. And they live on a diet of cocaine. I’m not even sure they are from this planet.
  
  They are TERRIFYING. I have no idea what they are or where they came from.
  1. scribblegraph says:
    
    5th Oct, 2023 at 12:34
    
    I know where they came from 🙂
    Don’t go watering your apple tree after midnight, Staan.
Telstra Credit Management says:

5th Oct, 2023 at 13:14

Dear MR STAAN LEE,

Urgent Action Required to Prevent Account Restriction
Your account has an overdue balance of $7,126.00. We have tried to contact you by post and email, and this amount has remained unpaid.

Your service has been disconnected, except for calls to emergency services and to selected Telstra numbers.

You may also be charged a late payment fee of $15 for each month that your account remains overdue. For more detailed information, please read our Collection policy.

Please pay the outstanding amount urgently to have your services restored.
1. Staan Lee says:
  
  5th Oct, 2023 at 13:16
  
  $7,126.00??? What the actual hell? I haven’t received any post from you at all!
  
  What email address did you use? I’ve got nothing!
  1. scribblegraph says:
    
    5th Oct, 2023 at 13:17
    
    Mail box a bit full is it, mate? hahahahaha.
  2. Telstra Credit Management says:
    
    5th Oct, 2023 at 13:18
    
    Email was sent to your account ‘StanLee’ at Telstra dot com.
    1. Staan Lee says:
      
      5th Oct, 2023 at 13:19
      
      It’s StaanLee you morons! Reconnect me! Reconnect me now!
      
      And explain this HUGE bill!! $7,126.00??? That’s insane!
      1. scribblegraph says:
        
        5th Oct, 2023 at 13:23
        
        …I might know something about that 😉 I’ve been stealing your broadband and downloading A LOT of seriously questionable stuff over your network ever since your little Italy trip.
        
        You’ve been a VERY bad boy on the dark web, Staan. You’re going to get so raided.

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